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"More bloody Brexit" - Theresa May's 2018 plans revealed
Dec 30

Dec 30 "More bloody Brexit" - Theresa May's 2018 plans revealed

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Politics

In Part 2 of our exclusive interview with Theresa May, the PM has revealed Brexit is about the only thing she has planned next year.

"Get twatted and play Articulate" - Theresa May reveals Christmas plans
Dec 23

Dec 23 "Get twatted and play Articulate" - Theresa May reveals Christmas plans

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Politics

In an exclusive interview, Theresa May has revealed she plans to go hard on the sherry while playing Articulate with Phillip this Christmas.

If only you'd told us about the blue passports, say humbled Remainers
Dec 23

Dec 23 If only you'd told us about the blue passports, say humbled Remainers

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Politics

Passports weren't the only thing changing colour as Remainers were left red faced following the announcement that post-Brexit British passports will be reverting back to blue, proving Brexit was the right decision after all.

Stinking cold says he's "looking forward" to ruining Christmas
Dec 19

Dec 19 Stinking cold says he's "looking forward" to ruining Christmas

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Lifestyle

A stinking winter cold has said he is ready and looking forward to ruining everyone's Christmas.

‘Quirky bloke’ claims Die Hard is his favourite Christmas film
Dec 13

Dec 13 ‘Quirky bloke’ claims Die Hard is his favourite Christmas film

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Lifestyle, Showbiz

In an effort to be ‘quirky’ and ‘a bit different’, a man likes to claim that Die Hard is his favourite Christmas film.

The annual snow picture sharing championships begin
Dec 10

Dec 10 The annual snow picture sharing championships begin

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Lifestyle

Back gardens in the snow, front gardens in the snow, snowmen and a road of cars covered in snow are all accepted picture compositions under competition rules.

Man searches hard drive for Bitcoins…just in case
Dec 8

Dec 8 Man searches hard drive for Bitcoins…just in case

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Science-and-Technology, Lifestyle

The man explained, "I don’t know what they are, what they look like or how they’re stored – but there’s some weird stuff on my computer so you never know."

Facebook add 'Looking for validation' feature
Dec 7

Dec 7 Facebook add 'Looking for validation' feature

Fabloid
Science-and-Technology, Lifestyle

In a bid to reduce the number of 'Looking for recommendation' posts, Facebook has introduced a new 'Looking for validation' feature.

Man livid after his good deed video doesn’t go viral
Dec 5

Dec 5 Man livid after his good deed video doesn’t go viral

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A man who recorded himself buying a sleeping bag and giving it to a homeless person is furious after the video failed to go viral.

Couple enjoy a successful first date listing TV shows
Dec 1

Dec 1 Couple enjoy a successful first date listing TV shows

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A young couple have said their first date was a success having spent 90 minutes listing TV shows.

"Charge your f**king phone", friends tell man whose phone is always dead
Nov 27

Nov 27 "Charge your f**king phone", friends tell man whose phone is always dead

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Lifestyle, Science-and-Technology

Friends of a man whose phone is always out of battery have urged him to just fucking well charge it.

Flat Earth believer lands rocket in Westeros
Nov 26

Nov 26 Flat Earth believer lands rocket in Westeros

Fabloid
Science-and-Technology, World

Flat earth theorist Mad Mike Hughes blasted off on his mission to prove the Earth is flat today, eventually landing safely in Westeros. It is unclear if he achieved his mission of getting a high enough vantage of Earth to prove it's flatness, but he is said to have no desires on the Iron Throne at this time.

Woman rescued after 15 hours in YouTube rabbit hole
Nov 25

Nov 25 Woman rescued after 15 hours in YouTube rabbit hole

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Lifestyle, Science-and-Technology

Emergency services have successfully rescued a woman trapped in a YouTube rabbit hole for more than 15 hours.

American woman can’t laugh, only say “that’s hilarious”
Nov 23

Nov 23 American woman can’t laugh, only say “that’s hilarious”

Fabloid
Lifestyle

An American woman is unable to demonstrate laughter in the same way as other people and instead has to say “That’s hilarious” or “That’s too funny” when faced with something comical.

Man on business trip can't stop telling Facebook about it
Nov 23

Nov 23 Man on business trip can't stop telling Facebook about it

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Lifestyle

A man on a work trip to Japan can't stop telling Facebook about it. 

Man faces dilemma: lose weight or buy bigger shirts
Nov 21

Nov 21 Man faces dilemma: lose weight or buy bigger shirts

Fabloid
Lifestyle

A 34 year old man is facing an agonising quandary after gaining 1.5 stone in the last 8 months: lose weight or buy bigger shirts?

Outrage as X Factor unearths actual talent
Nov 20

Nov 20 Outrage as X Factor unearths actual talent

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Showbiz

There has been public outcry as genuinely talented contestants have been allowed on X Factor this year. Viewers have been appalled to see performers writing their own songs, playing instruments and being able to hold a tune.

FACT: 82% of live events are "like that bit in Friends"
Nov 17

Nov 17 FACT: 82% of live events are "like that bit in Friends"

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Showbiz, Lifestyle

Social anthropologists have revealed that 82% of day-to-day events can be compared to "that bit in Friends".

Woman inspired by Linkedin memes defaults on mortgage
Nov 16

Nov 16 Woman inspired by Linkedin memes defaults on mortgage

Fabloid
Lifestyle

A man has defaulted on his mortgage after quitting his job in response to Linkedin memes telling him to quit chase your passion, not your pension.

ITV announce "I'm related to a celebrity" line-up
Nov 14

Nov 14 ITV announce "I'm related to a celebrity" line-up

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Showbiz

Boris Johnson's Dad, Jamie Vardy's wife and Connor Maynard's brother are among the contestants in this year's "I'm related to a celebrity, get me out of here".

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