Shock as comedian who says horrible things turns out to be horrible

There was shock among millennials and hipsters this week as their comedy darling Louis CK – famous for making jokes about child molestation – turned out to be a dick.

Fans were astounded to learn that the same Louis CK who during a stand-up routine once reassured twenty-something ‘girls’ that he would “jerk off to them”, would also be the type of guy to take off his clothes in front of two women, and “jerk off to them”, without being invited to do so.

One bemused fan said, “It completely blind-sided me. I mean sure he says racist, sexist and homophobic things – but he's doing it in a super progressive, edgy way, right?”

Wrong.